it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
