woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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