He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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