so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I AM VODKA MAN
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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