Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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