I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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