But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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