i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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