i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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