69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
