so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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