You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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