11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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