Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the day after is always just damage control
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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