the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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