He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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