Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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