Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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