why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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