What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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