She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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