yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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