Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she was so not down for the gang bang
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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