after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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