Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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