the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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