Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Two words: nipple clamps
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