What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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