I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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