Buhtt sex?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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