She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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