Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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