Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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