Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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