I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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