Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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