Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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