I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize
