Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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