wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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