I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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