with your own penis?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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