I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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