so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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