I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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