i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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