so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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