My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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