I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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