I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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