If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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