When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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