Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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