I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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