Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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