hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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